Declaration of Indepedence Twitter Style

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Thanks to Tristan Louis for a laugh from his recent posting of The Independence #140 Style – in other words, if our founding fathers had Twitter. I have re-published his amusing account below. Found in the Twit­ter archives from July 4, 1776.

* inde­pen­dence would be a good idea. #inde­pen­den­cenow http://bit.ly/usdoi

* The gov­ern­ment should not mess with our rights to life, lib­erty and the pur­suit of hap­pi­ness. #abol­ish­gov http://bit.ly/usdoi

* No one’s above the law #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* He’s neglect­ing us #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* He wants us to give up our rights in exchange for help #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* Tweetup was too far #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* Our friends were pushed out #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* No rep­re­sen­ta­tion for us #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* The king’s steal­ing our money and not let­ting us run things #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* Judi­cial rep­re­sen­ta­tion now! #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* Stop gov cor­rup­tion #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* Stop gov abuse #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* Why is there an army on my street? #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* Why is the mil­i­tary not inde­pen­dent? #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* Eng­land armies out of colonies now! #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* stop eng­lish army abuse now #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* let our mar­kets be free #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* Stop eng­lish taxes in the colonies #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* We want juries of our peers #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* Don’t change juris­dic­tions on us #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* We are not Canada #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* Give us our laws and char­ters back!!! #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* Give us our leg­is­la­ture back!!! #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* You want war? Then we quit! #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* Say not to death and destruc­tion #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* Mer­ce­nar­ies out of the colonies now! #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* Friends should not be forced to turn on friends #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* The king’s not fos­ter­ing law and order #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* We’ve tried talk­ing this out but he won’t lis­ten #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* We called, we wrote and only received insults as replies #kingge­orge #fail http://bit.ly/usdoi

* Our friends in the UK also tried but no one lis­tened so war it is http://bit.ly/usdoi

* Inde­pen­dence now #tweetup #gousa http://bit.ly/usdoi

* Let’s hope this works out #gousa http://bit.ly/usdoi

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